When i see a crab i realise that there is a supreme being looking after us -- Greg Wallace (Master Chef)
On Where God is:
A teacher asked a class 'where is God'. Some answered 'in heaven' one child said 'in my heart' (which everyone thought was a good answer) but on little boy said 'I think he's in my bathroom'. The teacher asked why that was and the boy replied 'because everyone morning my dad bangs on the door loudly and shouts 'Good Lord, are you still in there!'
On explaining 'meaty' but unnecessary things in sermons Keller uses the expression:
I get a lot of MEGO looks from people (My Eyes Glaze Over).
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